Ugly Shyla ([info]uglyshyla) wrote,
@ 2005-02-15 23:53:00
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Yes actually I HAVE taken my meds today.
As I have said before as some of you know I like to make up stories about my cats.Scooter is a movie star,who lost his leg in the war with Cappy.Cappy who is a war vet that is a drunk and a fisherman for a living,he's a hard living man.And Lamb who works at Super Food which is the local ghetto grocery store here in town.Lamb is the general manager of all the local Superfoods but he stays at the one here because the shoplifting is sooooo bad!Lamb don't take NO GRUFF.If he catches you shoplifting or you piss him off at work he will smash you over the head with a brick of frozen peas of with a ham.Here is a pic of Lamb as he looks going to work every morning.Yes that is a bag of peas at his feet.


Lamb says they done gone and STOLE AGAIN!

More Superfood Lamb tales may be found HERE

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[info]leenstar
2005-02-16 05:58 am UTC (link)
that is too fucking cute that put a smile on my crappy day <3

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:36 am UTC (link)
Lamb says thanks.

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[info]cyberwavelength
2005-02-16 05:59 am UTC (link)
Fuck you crack me up Shyla :)
I will be sitting here at work in a crummy mood and read one of your crazy ass random posts and be smiling for the rest of the day!
Cheers for that!
xx

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:40 am UTC (link)
I'm glad Superfood Lamb mady you smile.LOL

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[info]xaemyl
2005-02-16 05:59 am UTC (link)
Get 'em Lamb! The hobos done stole again!!

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:40 am UTC (link)
Oh and the little Lamb Of God WILL get them.Cappy said he'll hit them with a pack of Oxtails.He liked them because they are 10 for a dollar!

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lamb
[info]taissalada
2005-02-16 06:00 am UTC (link)
damn, wouldn't want to pisslamb off. Speaking of cats,where are the pics of Cappy Sporting the Maxi? come one, show your friends some pics of Kitty Couture!!!!

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:41 am UTC (link)
Lamb can be a hell cat!Oh don't think Cappy will escape having to recreate the Cappy with the maxi incident.

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Re: lamb - [info]taissalada, 2005-02-17 05:48 am UTC

[info]nordland
2005-02-16 06:00 am UTC (link)
Dude. Lamb is one mean mofo grocery clerk. Don't mess with the Lamb! He will chuck frozen peas at your shoplifting ass! XD

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:43 am UTC (link)
Lamb don't take NO SHIT.He's going to stick up for Super food whatever the cost!

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this killed me!
[info]joannasatana
2005-02-16 06:43 am UTC (link)
You know what's crazy? I find MYSELF thinking about Cappy, Lamb, and Scooter every now and then, LOL! Like shit I see reminds me of them, like they were my own! LOL I <3 them! I wish Lamb had werked at the ghetto store I worked at.....we had 10 y.o. kids pullin knives on our managers and stuff, lol! Lamb coulda chucked peas at their heads, NO PROBLEM!

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:45 am UTC (link)
LOL.Mom has to put up with my Scooter stories on a daily basis.My cats are STARS!HAHAHH
See if Lamb would have worked where you worked you wouldn't have had to deal with that crap!HAHAH

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Re: this killed me! - [info]joannasatana, 2005-02-17 06:42 am UTC

[info]17daysofrain
2005-02-16 07:15 am UTC (link)
I'm so amused!

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:46 am UTC (link)
Lamb sure as hell wasn't.He wanted to bite me over me making him wear a hat.HAHA

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[info]ivy_red
2005-02-16 07:47 am UTC (link)
I know this is going to come as a complete shock to you but...
YOU ARE OFF YOUR FUCKING NUT!!!

ROFLMAO... I am SOOO glad I had swallowed (my wine) before I saw this...

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-16 07:51 am UTC (link)
I know.I have "probs".LOL.What is sad is I actually sat there and made him that little outfit.I'm sure I will be one of those old ladies that dresses up chickens.LOL

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(no subject) - [info]ivy_red, 2005-02-17 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]uglyshyla, 2005-02-17 05:47 am UTC
he will smash you over the head with a brick of frozen peas
[info]batsandcats
2005-02-16 08:17 am UTC (link)
oooooh i LOVE that story! and i love the picture i want to hear more of them!

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Re: he will smash you over the head with a brick of frozen peas
[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:48 am UTC (link)
I'm sure there will be more I saved his little "work uniform".HAHAH

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[info]blooddeadroses
2005-02-16 08:23 am UTC (link)
LMMFAO! Ugly, you are a complete goof! I love the stories of Cappy, Scooter and Lamb! More! This is why you were added on my friends list a long time ago. You made my day.

Hey, how do you like this Marilyn icon? One of my favs.

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:49 am UTC (link)
I'm a total dork it's sad.LOL
That's a great icon.

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:51 am UTC (link)
Awwww hopefuly you can take him in.They are really no extra probs.The only thing with Scooter is I have to watch that he don't bump his stump.But other then that he's like a normal cat so you should adopt the little Scooter.

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[info]helloprettyone
2005-02-16 09:02 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA that's hilarious, because all my pets have jobs as well. I always ask "The Bird" (the smallest cat) about her job at the bank. I guess Champion (the bigger cat) doesn't really have a job anymore. He just sits on his ass all day and eats all our beans. Bird doesn't have a work uniform yet though.....merely a briefcase.

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:54 am UTC (link)
As long as she has a briefcase she is all good.Maybe your other cat can apply for unemployment and he can sit around all day and watch talk shows.

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[info]carnal_pariah
2005-02-16 09:23 am UTC (link)
When was the last time someone called you a total dork? :P
But it's still cute.

....no...I wasn't kidding about that whole "dork" comment. <3

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:55 am UTC (link)
I'm not a total dork,I'm a HUGE DORK.HAHAHAH

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[info]samanthanoir
2005-02-16 11:00 am UTC (link)
Go Lamb, put the smack down on them shop-liftin' fools.

Speaking of dressing cats or chickens, I'm the crazy cat lady. I was having an entire conversation with my kitties yesterday. I was speaking to them, pausing, and answering. I think I've lost it lol.

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:58 am UTC (link)
Every night me and Scooter have a good convo before I go to bed.I ask him how his day went and if he's tired.I'm like you then I pause and wait for him to answer.HAHA.I mean it's ONLY POLITE.HAHAH

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(no subject) - [info]samanthanoir, 2005-02-18 10:07 am UTC

[info]pinksioux
2005-02-16 11:39 am UTC (link)
too cute! your stories crack me up:)

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 06:00 am UTC (link)
Lamb Cakes and I thank you.

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[info]girlie_girrl
2005-02-16 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Awww! Adorable!!

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 05:59 am UTC (link)
Thanks :P

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[info]jennyhell
2005-02-16 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Cute pic, may I add U?

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 04:12 am UTC (link)
Thanks from Lamb.Sure hon you can add me.

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(no subject) - [info]jennyhell, 2005-02-17 03:07 pm UTC

[info]razorblade_grin
2005-02-16 05:52 pm UTC (link)
I think that picture of Lamb may be one of the greatest f*cking things I've ever seen. You made me completely lose my composure here at work.

thanks ;)

-Joker

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 06:01 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAH Lamb has done his evil duty then.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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[info]devilsdarling
2005-02-16 07:52 pm UTC (link)
He's one brutal kitty with his bag-o-peas!

I'm just curious how you got him to stand up like that?! Haa haa...he's so friggin cute.

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 06:02 am UTC (link)
He totally is!
I had to hold him up from the side and I just photoshopped my hands out.

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[info]optimum_wound
2005-02-16 08:24 pm UTC (link)
ha ha brillant :)

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-17 06:04 am UTC (link)
LOL thanks.

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[info]miss_scary
2005-02-17 07:03 am UTC (link)
me and bach are laughing you beautiful crazy girl..snorting as well..
i thought i was the only one who put clothes on my cats and made up crazy stories!
oxox

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peeeeeeeeees
[info]futurekitty
2005-02-20 04:09 am UTC (link)
I love pees!!!!! Great pix

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Re: peeeeeeeeees
[info]uglyshyla
2005-02-20 10:37 am UTC (link)
Super Food Lambs says if you ever come into Super Food all Peas are HALF OFF for you!

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[info]actsmagdalena
2005-02-20 02:10 pm UTC (link)
Lamb don't take no sheee-ot from nobody!! LOL

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[info]soundofterror
2005-03-20 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Cute. :) Kitty stories ROCK!

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[info]batty
2005-03-20 06:15 pm UTC (link)
LOL! Those rule

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[info]uglyshyla
2005-03-21 06:56 am UTC (link)
Lamb says there is this AWFUL boy named Christian that comes in and steals Skee Skee pads,and Lamb has had about enough of that shit!LOL

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